Hello,
My name is Four. I used to have a nice warm home that I lived in but my people had to move and their new landlord wouldn’t allow me to go with them. So after 12 years of having a cozy bed to sleep in each night I have now found myself behind an unfamiliar, cold steel cage at a high-kill city shelter.

I need a new home...
I am about 55 pounds, creme colored, completely, utterly housebroken and get along great with dogs and cats. In fact, I could really give a rats-ass about cats! I am currently in the New York City area but if you are not, then I am sure I can hitch a ride to where you are, just ask!
Is someone out there who will kindly let me live out my twilight years with them? I will show you love, respect and a loyalty that will stay in your heart forever… even after I am gone, I promise.
Yours,
Four
P.S. PLEASE don’t write asking me to take your pet. Being a dog and all I am a bit technically challenged and will just delete your email. And think about it, why would I be helping my competition anyway?